MySQL - IF something, THEN also select where - mysql

Question

So, I have a confusing MySQL issue. I feel like I need to use some IF statements, but I'm really not sure how to implement them into this situation! First, consider the following query. It's simple:
SELECT *
FROM flow
INNER JOIN flow_strings
USING(node_id)
WHERE
(
flow.parent = 0
OR flow.parent = :user_flow
)
AND flow.source = 0
AND :input LIKE flow_strings.sql_regex
However, I need to expand it, and that's where I'm stuck. Thinking through this, I'm not really sure how to explain it, so following are the table structures, and then some examples.
TABLE flow
+---------+--------+--------+
| node_id | parent | source |
+---------+--------+--------+
| 1 | 0 | 0 |
+---------+--------+--------+
| 2 | 0 | 0 |
+---------+--------+--------+
| 3 | 1 | 1 |
+---------+--------+--------+
| 4 | 3 | 0 |
+---------+--------+--------+
TABLE flow_strings
+----------------+---------+-----------+
| flow_string_id | node_id | sql_regex |
+----------------+---------+-----------+
| 1 | 1 | fish |
+----------------+---------+-----------+
| 2 | 1 | wish |
+----------------+---------+-----------+
| 3 | 1 | *yes* |
+----------------+---------+-----------+
| 4 | 2 | *no* |
+----------------+---------+-----------+
| 5 | 2 | nay |
+----------------+---------+-----------+
| 6 | 3 | *herp* |
+----------------+---------+-----------+
[ ... ]
TABLE placeholder_variables
+-------------+--------+------+-------+
| variable_id | source | name | value |
+-------------+--------+------+-------+
| 1 | 0 | yes | sure |
+-------------+--------+------+-------+
| 2 | 0 | yes | yeah |
+-------------+--------+------+-------+
| 3 | 0 | no | nope |
+-------------+--------+------+-------+
| 4 | 1 | herp | derp |
+-------------+--------+------+-------+
NOW, here's what I need to happen based on :input.
"fish", "wish", "sure", or "yeah" ---SELECT flow.node_id 1
This is because "fish", "wish", and "*yes*" are all associated with flow.node_id 1. Note that *yes* is surrounded by asterisks, so instead of "yes" being interpreted literally, it instead draws the values from placeholder_variables.
"nope" or "nay" ---SELECT flow.node_id 2
This is because "*no*" and "nay" are associated with flow.node_id 2. Again, because of the asterisks, "no" is not interpreted literally, but "nope" matches because "no" is in the placeholder_variables table, even though "nope" is not in the flow_strings table.
"no" and "*no*" ---NO MATCH
Even though *no* is in flow_strings, it should not match because it has asterisks around it (and a corresponding placeholder_variable) which means it should not be interpreted literally, and so can only be evaluated by its corresponding placeholder variable's value(s).
"baby" ---NO MATCH
Even though "baby" does not have asterisks around it, it corresponds to flow.node_id 3, and that node's flow.source is 1.
"derp" ---NO MATCH
This is because placeholder_variables.source is 1 for *herp*, even though it is in the flow_strings table.
"*herp*" ---SELECT flow.node_id 4
Even though there are asterisks around *herp* in the flow_strings table, the corresponding placeholder_variable.source is 1.
** TO SUM UP **
No source = 1
Interpret placeholder_variables if the sql_regex is surrounded by asterisks, but only if the corresponding placeholder_variable's source is 0.
If source is 0, and no asterisks are present, interpret sql_regex literally.
I know that I can use MySQL's SUBSTRING() to work with the asterisks. I also know that, (as I am using PHP) I could theoretically split this into two queries, and then dynamically generate the second query by looping through the first. However, this would be both A) memory intensive, and B) sloppy.
So my question is this: Is it possible to do this using MySQL alone? If yes, how would you recommend I format it? You don't need to write the query for me, but if you could help me with some of the logic, I'd be very grateful! I have absolutely no idea what to try besides what I have already outlined, and I definitely don't want to do that.
Thanks!

Answer 1

You can use this solution:
SELECT a.*,
COALESCE(c.value, b.sql_regex) AS string #-- If there was a successful JOIN (sql_regex was a variable), then display the value of the "value" column in placeholder_variables, otherwise if the JOIN did not succeed (sql_regex was a literal value), just display sql_regex instead.
FROM flow a
JOIN flow_strings b ON a.node_id = b.node_id
LEFT JOIN placeholder_variables c #-- LEFT JOIN placeholder_variables on these conditions:
ON b.sql_regex LIKE '*%*' AND -- That sql_regex is a variable
REPLACE(b.sql_regex, '*', '') = c.name AND -- Match sql_regex up with the "name" column in placeholder_variables. We must replace the asterisks in sql_regex so that the values can match ("name" column do not contain asterisks)
c.source = 0
WHERE a.source = 0 AND
COALESCE(c.value, b.sql_regex) = :input -- If the string was interpreted as a placeholder variable, make the condition on the interpreted value in the placeholder_variables table ("name" column), otherwise, just make the condition on the sql_regex column.
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